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A Hazy Shade of Winter

Posted on October 12, 2026 by Kel's Myth

It’s been ten days since the Phillies were eliminated from the 2026 postseason tournament. The top four teams are the Brewers, Dodgers, Rays, and Guardians. That seems about right; the Phils are nowhere near any of those clubs in terms of talent or execution. Given the parochial nature of the typical Philadelphia sports fan, attentions…

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Welp…

Posted on October 2, 2026October 2, 2026 by Kel's Myth

As we used to say in art school during finals week, “It’s all over but the crying.” The Phillies’ 2026 season ended meekly. They gave the fan base hope after an electrifying win in Game 2, showing the sort of guile that makes postseason baseball the greatest theater in professional sports. To expect them to…

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Hits and Runs

Posted on September 29, 2026September 30, 2026 by Kel's Myth

Get ready for some hardcore analysis, fully backed with data-driven evidence. Back in June, I wrote about Kyle Schwarber’s overall lack of run production. This was despite his leading the league in home runs with 23, which combined with only 40 RBI put him on a historic pace. According to StatMuse, only two players in…

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“Anything Can Happen”

Posted on September 28, 2026 by Kel's Myth

A tumultuous week ended with a relatively subdued celebration. The Phillies are in the postseason for the fifth consecutive season. They didn’t exactly blast into the playoffs with tremendous momentum, but they’re in the mix to represent the National League in the World Series. I don’t know what to expect from the Phillies. They’ve been…

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The Grand Finale/Finally

Posted on September 27, 2026September 27, 2026 by Kel's Myth

Someone asked me if the Phillies’ recent tailspin represents their worst choke in franchise history. Although I attribute that question to recency bias, I can understand how an 8-14 September record can arouse such concerns. (For the record, I consider the worst choke in Phillies’ history the final two games of the 2023 NLCS. Yes,…

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Magic Numbers and Personal Catchers

Posted on September 24, 2026October 12, 2026 by Kel's Myth

The Phillies remain stuck at 87 wins, the total I predicted at the start of the 2026 season (plus or minus five wins). There are four games remaining: one more with the Milwaukee Brewers before a weekend series with the Tampa Bay Whatever-They’re-Called-Today to close the season. The “magic number” for the Phillies to make…

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Running to a Stand Still

Posted on September 14, 2026October 12, 2026 by Kel's Myth

The Phillies went 4-6 during a crucial ten-game swing against the Braves and Astros. Along the way, the team reverted to some of the same habits that have plagued them for the entirety of this season: wildly swinging at pitches, erratic baserunning, porous fielding in parts, and a bullpen that simply cannot hold another team…

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Ides of September

Posted on September 4, 2026September 4, 2026 by Kel's Myth

The month of September is when good teams separate themselves from bad teams. The Phillies concluded a 6-3 west coast road trip with a flat but encouraging defeat to Arizona. Andrew Painter continued his emergence with arguably his strongest start of the season. The lineup failed to score in the 1-0 loss, but I’ll chalk…

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“Small Ball”

Posted on August 22, 2026August 22, 2026 by Kel's Myth

Last night, the Phillies beat the Cardinals 7-6 for their seventh consecutive victory. For a team that two weeks ago looked to be at risk of falling out of contention for anything beyond mediocrity, the recent surge is an encouraging sign that maybe this team can do something interesting in 2026. What is even more…

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Bullpens Are Weird

Posted on August 13, 2026August 14, 2026 by Kel's Myth

“When are you going to write about how much José Alvarado stinks?” read the message I received. You can replace Alvarado’s name with Orion Kerkering, Chase Shugart, or any other reliever currently pitching for your 2026 Phightin’s. Bullpens are weird and mercurial by nature. For the 2026 Phillies, however, the bullpen has been a crucible…

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